The Survival Guide To Killing It...Sexually

Have you ever thought to yourself, I wonder what zombies look like having sex? What kind of sex would they have? Do they know something I don’t? Does it look as crazy as I picture it?

You will find the answers to all of these questions and more in the Zombie Sutra, a towering achievement in zombie sex graphic manuals for just $15.99. In fact, the authors unanimously refer to it as “transcendent”, “the Mt. Rushmore of zombie sex books” and “finally finished”.

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